stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

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qonorrhea:

raspberryripples:

This scares me.

but imagine going into a store and being like “yes i need three thousand knives”

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SO I FIND OUT MY FRIENDS AND I ARE ON OUR LOCAL NEWS WEBSITE

manafromheaven:

silentevilx:

We were asked all these questions about how long the costumes took us, how we did it, etc. 

I paused the video right when we were asked how much money we spent on our cosplays and

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does that give you your answer

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY 

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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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redclayshawty:

quickweaves:

WOULD YOU KNOCKOUT YOUR GRANDMA FOR 10K ?

she on her way out anyway

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collision-of-fandoms:

saltycoffee:

excuse me no these are amazing

Just like 50 Shades of Grey

collision-of-fandoms:

saltycoffee:

excuse me no these are amazing

Just like 50 Shades of Grey

(Source: thatvampiremoney)

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